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LeoV:


Anecdote -

The fertility doctor came to impregnate a herd of cows from a syringe with super bull seed. Fertilised all day, tired. He inseminated the last one, wiped sweat from his forehead, was about to leave. Then the last cow that was fertilised comes up, looks into the doctor's eyes affectionately and says, "Do you want a kiss? ....." ))))

Erm... The process is called insemination, and it's done by a vet. The herd is never inseminated at one time, only the few that are 'mature'. I mean, the whole process takes a few minutes, so you don't get too tired. Your interpretation of the anecdote is an example of how a blonde would talk about trading.
 
timbo:
Erm... The process is called insemination and is carried out by a veterinarian. The herd is never inseminated at one time, only the few that are 'mature'. I mean, the whole process takes a few minutes, so you don't get too tired. Your interpretation of this joke is an example of how a blonde would talk about trading.

In the classy version of this joke, the vet would sit in a Zaporozhets and the cow would poke her head through the open window.
 

Close to the subject. There was a method of milking called herringbone milking and there was a shortage of fodder. Asked an Armenian radio station: "Why are the cows sad?"

Because they milk with a herringbone, feed with a twig, and eat with a pipette.

 
new-rena:

The question is - how do you remove this noise - an indicator, filter or something else?

https://www.mql5.com/ru/articles/1577
and search the forum
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IgorM:
https://www.mql5.com/ru/articles/1577
and a forum search.

Thanks, I'll look into it.
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PPC:

As the esteemed Ivan Vassilyevich Bunsha used to say: "I am haunted by vague doubts..."

I have this annoying, intrusive (like a hungry mosquito) thought on my mind: really good MTS are not for sale.


Yes. To restore a deposit in the market, the option is to sell the system that helped it. You have to run it in the tester with a big lot, until you have a nice chart and go ahead. My deposit has been idle for a week already. I don't feel like trading yet.
 
timbo: Um...
strelec : In the class version of this joke -

It was late at night (27.09.2010 01:23), so I had neither the strength nor the time nor the desire to recollect everything precisely and verbatim, the more so anecdote very old. Take it as a light improvisation "on the subject" and without claiming "to be the absolute truth" .....))))

 
Natalka:
I have Gepard 4.2. and Gepard 5.0. advisors,write to xxx@xxx.xx if anyone is interested,we'll agree on the price.

Natalka, you... Please be careful, or you could get in trouble here with such suggestions. Yes, yes, from us, the people's moderators...

Write in person, no claims will not be.
 
Mathemat:

Natalka, you... Please be careful, or you could get in trouble here with such suggestions. Yes, yes, from us, the people's moderators...

Just write in private, there won't be any complaints.

Do you want to buy a grail?
 
new-rena:

Yes. To restore the deposit in the market, the option - you have to sell the system that helped this. You may use a large lot in the tester, until you have a nice chart and go ahead. My deposit has been idle for a week already. I don't feel like trading yet.

From what I have read, I conclude: I have to (note, dear, I have to, but I don't want to) sell a system that has significantly eaten up, and maybe even drained the deposit


I will not comment further. :D :D :D