[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 796

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valenok2003:


Ooh

Hardcore tablet trials )))

 
Kondratiev_A_A: Stirlitz saw a painter walking around the streets and painting all the obscene words on the walls of houses.
- Moderator," thought Stirlitz.
- So we met in real life, double agent Vahromeych... - thought back to the painter, glancing at the IP written on Stirlitz's forehead and calculating his geolocation in his mind.
 
Mathemat:
- Here we meet in real life, double agent Vahromeych... - thought back, the painter glanced at the IP written on Stirlitz's forehead and calculated his geolocation in his mind.


Unfortunately my ISP gave me a dynamic IP, so I was first from Perm, then from Samara, then from Izhevsk.) And the painter didn't know that...

no way to track down Stirlitz((((

 
Kondratiev_A_A:


Unfortunately, my provider gives me a dynamic IP, so it turns out that I am from Perm, then from Samara, Izhevsk)))

I won't be able to track down Stirlitz(((.


Maybe Naberezhnye Chelny would be closer.

I won't mention the provider. It is not worth it.

 

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DVD player, African version

http://copypast.ru/2008/11/21/strashnaja_pravda_plemeni_mursi_16_fotovideo.html

"Over several years the hole in the lip gradually grows larger and larger. On the day of the wedding, a "plate" made of burnt clay, called a dabi, is inserted into it, the purpose of which will be discussed later. The diameter of such a dish in the lip can be as much as 30 centimetres, exceeding the diameter of the head itself!" (c)

 
And her tits are very nice: you can tell she's a young, beautiful girl. And not a drop of silicone.
 
Mathemat:
And her tits are very nice: you can tell she's a young, beautiful girl. And not a drop of silicone.


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Mathemat:
And her tits are very nice: you can tell she's a young, beautiful girl. And not a drop of silicone.
Her tits are standing, that's what counts. She is ready! :-)
 
Roman.:
Tits are standing, that's the main thing! She's ready! :-)


With that shit in her lip, she wouldn't be ready...

And there's a look of desire in his eyes. ))

 

That's the way to cherish a national identity. I (with all my unbridled imagination) can't even imagine so much vodka to ... you know...

Although... I knew a married lady, who agreed to everything, except kissing.

No. We can't avoid the prospect of total mongrelization.

Spread 'em, Russians!

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