[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 794

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- Children, you were given an essay for homework on the topic ‛My favourite programme'. Tell me, Vovochka, did you write it yourself or did your dad help you?
- Dad helped.
- Well, tell Daddy that not only do you get programmes, you can watch them too.
 

Inspecting the new flat. Dad and Vovochka.

C: And here we are going to put the fucking shelf in!

П. (giving a smack) Got it?

V: Got it! You don't fucking need it here!

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Gentlemen. I don't swear. AT ALL. The above is just discourse.

 

All coincidences are coincidental. Source.

 
moskitman:

All coincidences are coincidental. Source.

Nothing is coincidental! Flattered... )))
 
When you get money, you get women!
When you get women, you get money!
Money goes missing, women go missing!
Women go missing, you get money...
If you can remove women from this vicious circle, you will be fabulously rich!
 
moskitman: If you can get women out of this vicious circle, you will be fabulously rich!
Yeah, Mavrodi did it. Only he doesn't look like a happy man.
 
I'd hate to be associated exclusively with Mavrodi and the pyramid scheme.
I hope it is not at all necessary to send someone respectable(and not so respectable) and reincarnate incognito.
 
moskitman:
I wouldn't want my face to be associated exclusively with Mavrodi and the pyramid scheme.
It's too late to drink the borjomi.
 
moskitman:

The phrase of the girl who put the whole car service down: - "I don't have a light bulb on when I give a kick in the arse".

Blondes (in the pouches of a car owned by her) can be blown into the air with a strawberry scent at double the rates. Tested - blondes are still wondering what other fragrances are available.
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