[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 660

[Igor Makanu]

nikelodeon:

PARRRANOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope! - it's a dream :D

[sergeyas]

IgorM:

I don't see a computer with a terminal in it...))

[Владимир Тезис]

We shared an orange. A lot of ours went down :(

[Yuriy Svetlov]

sayfuji:

A real ad on the internet:

I've seen it =)))

[fozi]

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.)

[Дмитрий]

IgorM:

Spend and sleep!

[Владимир Тезис]

A friend and I were walking around town today. There was a car parked on the pavement. We were laughing our asses off. I couldn't resist taking a picture of it with my mobile phone. Look - the owner of this car has a really good sense of humour :)

[PapaYozh]

The Dolzhansky district court granted the petition of the heads of rural settlements of the district to delay execution of the March court ruling on clearing the streets of snow until May. - Back in March this year, the Dolzhansky district prosecutor appealed to the court demanding that the heads of rural settlements and the Dolgoye village administration clear the streets of snow. And in April, the heads asked the court for an adjournment to execute the decision until May. By May, the snow melted on its own. As a result, bailiffs have made sure that the court decision is executed. And without any efforts of the local authorities, - the press-service of the office of the Federal Bailiff Service for the Oryol region told the "PR". Valentina Soboleva, "Prostory Rossii".

[DDFedor]

Koschey himself was standing cross-legged before a huge lectern, reading an offset copy of The Hammer of Witches. At the same time he was making unpleasant movements with his long fingers: he was screwing something, or poking something, or tearing something off. He was kept in endless pre-trial detention while his endless crimes were investigated. The institute treasured him very much, as in passing he was used for some unique experiments and as a translator for communication with the Serpent Gorynych. (Z. Gorynych himself was locked up in the old boiler-room, from where his metallic snoring and howling in his sleep could be heard.) I stood and pondered that if somewhere at some infinitely distant point in time Koshchei was sentenced, the judges, whoever they were, would find themselves in a very strange position: the death penalty could not be applied to an immortal criminal, and eternal imprisonment, given the provisional, he had already served...

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IgorM:

- The birch cried, the aspen cried, only the hemp - roared like a cattle...