[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 664

[Владимир Тезис]

Only my dad had the idea to buy a new mobile phone, tape it to the TV remote and call it when it gets lost!

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- Dad, is it true that an old friend is better than two new ones?
- Yes, son, but it's the opposite with girlfriends.

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[PapaYozh]

[goga]

The dollar is backed by the US military. Whoever wants dollars back in America or refuses to sell real goods for them will immediately get into a lot of trouble, such as orange revolutions, humanitarian bombings and the uninvited coming of democracy.

[Leonid Borsky]

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[Владимир Тезис]

sergeev:

That's funny - that's so heartwarming, heartwarming :)

[Maxym Kondratiuk]

They don't mean the meat grinder. I think it was like that all over the world.

Somebody just didn't see it as a kid, or grew up with bananas.

[Виктор]

One of the best numbers in the 6-part series. "In the brig". F. Dobronravov, a fitter and sergeant in the Airborne Forces, knows life firsthand...


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[Leonid Borsky]

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