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(To the Norwegians, Datsik claimed to be Red Tarzan, son of Svarog,
lord of the forests of Murom, of the Grey Dog family. )
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Ahmet passed by. On hearing the seller's words, he stopped and asked:
- How to make such a miracle?
- Very simply," replied the owner of the casket, "take a piece of tin and put it in a pot, and put the pot on fire. When the tin has melted, put a pinch of mashed herbs in it and shake the contents for two hours. Then you will see a golden bar appear at the bottom of the pot.
A delighted Ahmet bought the biggest lump of tin from the seller, clutched a handful of mashed herbs in his fist, and set off home. But no sooner had he taken a few steps than he heard the owner of the casket calling out to him. Ahmet returned.
- I forgot to warn you," said the salesman, "don't think of a dancing polar bear when you're shaking the melting tin, or you'll get nothing. Otherwise you won't succeed.
Ahmet laughed:
- Why should I suddenly think of a polar bear? I don't care about the polar bear.
When he got home, Ahmet told his wife and daughters and got them out of the kitchen and got to work.
Ahmet put the tin in a pot, put the pot on the fire, and when the tin melted, he poured in a pinch of grass and started to shake the contents vigorously.
An hour passed, two, two and a half.
Finally the wife, unable to stand it any longer, opened the door and asked:
- Is the gold real?
- It must be the devil himself interfering in this matter! - Wiping sweat from his forehead, the distraught Ahmet replied: "Fifty-three years I have lived in this world and I have never seen a dancing polar bear, neither in reality nor in my dreams. And now, when I should not think of him, he appears to me everywhere. He's dancing all over the place in front of my eyes - on the floor, on the shelves, on the table. Even when I look into the pot, I see a dancing polar bear there too.
Возьмите последние две цифры года, в котором вы родились, теперь добавьте ваш возраст этого года, и результат будет 111 для в с е х!!!
wow!... what else could it be if it's 2011? ))
add up the year of birth and the year 2000 and you get 100, it's mystical))
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Why was my joke deleted ??????
my ears curled into a tube - too much for all intents and purposes. yeah, i forgot to mention the warning... You've been warned.
:) got it.
Sorry.
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