[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 592
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By the way, about the number plates:
I saw with my own eyes the number plate "k033ak 23rus" (cossack)
also liked the number x044et (wants)
my mate's mazda three can't be other than "mozokr" (m030kr)
and today I noticed the number "a888ht" ("aht" - if I'm not mistaken, in German it means Eight)
On the way to the sea (highway Krasnodar - Goryachy Klyuch) I liked the number plate number of the crimson 600Mers: "s 600 nr 61rus"... I translate: MercedesC class, 600, New Russian from Rostov
"It's time to think of presents and February will be over.
"It's not a moment's work to think of... Not to buy, say, a cake?
How about a trip to the Jeweler's Store in search of a gift?
Sparkling diamonds and a gold chain...
Diamonds? For my pest? On March 8th? Oh, my gosh...
Maybe a purse... The one with the D&G logo on it...
How much...? HOW MUCH? Am I freaking out? The prices... Wow...
I spent a week shopping at Rocher, Lancôme and L'Etoile,
Spent half a day looking at paintings, scratching the back of my head for crystal.
I looked at a manicure set with a strange name "Solingen".
I looked for a handkerchief... Not that... not... Not right at all.
Then I thought of pantyhose and, not having decided on them either...
I bought her five bottles of vodka!!!! Let's have a party for two!
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♪ texting, texting, texting, texting, texting ♪
Congratulations, wishes
The fights, the screams, the break-ups,
Why didn't you call?
Bastard, you forgot me!?
Bastard, you don't love me!?
How are the carnations? What the fuck?
Where's the fur coat? You promised!?
Did you say hello to Klavka, too?
Who have you been calling all night?
What fucking meeting?
I want to be like the one in the commercial!?
Where's your present for mum?
No heart attack?
Happy March 9th, guys!
01: One more awkward move on your part...
10: И???
01: И... your awkward move counter will increase by one.
das ist polizei...
By the way, about the number plates:
i saw with my own eyes the number k033ak 23rus (cossack)
also liked the number x044et (wants)
my mate's mazda three can't be called anything but "mozokr" (m030kr)
and today I noticed the number "a888ht" ("aht" - if I'm not mistaken, in German it means Eight)
On the way to the sea (highway Krasnodar - Goryachy Klyuch) I liked the number plate number of the crimson 600Mers: "s 600 nr 61rus"... I translate: MercedesC class, 600, New Russian from Rostov
I don't know about the crimson 600, but the pink Mercedes 600s are handed out by Mary Kay to their best female salesmen. I've seen one of those a couple of times and in one of them was a man-driver with a bright red face. Because in traffic he was being photographed by everyone around him
Maria: I got a letter today. A real letter, a paper letter. In an envelope with a stamp and everything. From Moscow, or rather, from the glorious city of Lyubertsy, from a friend. And in the letter there are only two phrases: "Mary! "Get on the chat room!"
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xxx: Want to feel like a sapper?
xxx: Put a nappy on a sleeping baby!
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Bros Conversation:
- Check it out, grandma came by yesterday.
- Yours?
- Nah, lefty.
- So?
- She was looking for a job.
- With us?!
- Well.
- What kind of job?
- She said she was a hit man.
- Oh, yeah?!
- Yeah. She's a real piece of work. All black.
- Is that... a suicide bomber?
- Nah. (chuckles) No accent.
- So?
- She can take anybody down.
- Is that a joke?
- Nah, she was talking.
- What's the big deal about being a killer?
- Well, she said times are tough. You got to make a living.
- Yeah, you do. So she's tough?
- She's dead. No face.
- I should've given her the job for a laugh.
- I wanted to, but then I got out of it.
- What's up?
- She came with a scythe. You don't want to mess with a farm girl...
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Parabola, emphasis, school. :) What am I, a nerd or something?