How to make money in the world of happiness? - MQL4 and MetaTrader 4

[Deleted] 2010.09.01 11:08 #3161

Mischek:

How about two? The visors have to be placed in different directions.

that's a LOC...

михаил потапыч 2010.09.01 11:13 #3162

Hello. Are you selling happiness?
- Yes. (Chuckles)
- Hmm. Tell me, how much is five minutes of happiness worth?
- Half a lifetime.
- How expensive! Then how much would 3 days be worth?
- Half a lifetime.
- And three bags?
- It makes no difference. Half a lifetime's worth of happiness.
- So I can have as much as I want for my half life?
- Yeah, as much as you can.
- Hmm. What's the catch?
- Nothing. Take as much as you want. There's bags in the corner. As much as you can take, it's all yours.
- Damn! Why is it so heavy?!
- It's not heavy, it's hard. Try the one on the left, it's easier.
- OH... No. I don't think so...
- Don't work too hard. Take as much as you can.
- Hmm. How do you know how much I can take?
- You start a little at a time. Take five minutes first. Hold it, then 10. And so on. Take your time. A lot of people can't do it right away.
- Will you give me more later?
- Of course I will. For your half life, you can take as much happiness as you like. As much as you can take. You can come back later.
- You'll give me more?
- God, yes, of course. Don't we have any happiness to spare? You take some now. You'll get used to it, you'll come again. It's unusual at first, of course. You've got flabby mental muscles, why do you need so much at once? But this way you'll gradually pump up and you'll be able to do more each time.
- Thank you. Shall I go now?
- Goodbye.
- Can I ask you one last stupid question?
- You'd think the others were smart. Go ahead.
- Why is the price so weird: Half a life?
- It's not a price. It's the cost of production.