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Владимир Тезис 2011.07.14 16:48 #6781

- Did you have a dream about monkeys and a hippo?
- No, I haven't.
- Check it out. Great dream!

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13-year-old Katya came home and saw her mother in her school uniform,
realized that tonight she would be spending the night at her grandmother's.

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In German, "nach" means direction of travel. In Russian too, but more specifically.

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1: Hi, how are you?
2: +
1: Are you going to the institute today?
2: -
1: You'll get expelled!
2: =
1: Damn, are you using calculator in ICQ?

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The retired banker Klavdiya Petrovna Sidorova, seeing that there were no queues, all the windows were free, all the operators were at their work places, sighed and understood, that there was nothing to do here.
So she went to the district polyclinic to complain.

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Leonid Borsky 2011.07.14 17:58 #6782

I don't know if it's humour or not.

But everyone should think about it!

Who knows what our female companions are thinking when they often look at us sideways ....

http://www.newsru.ru/crime/14jul2011/wifecutpeniscalif.html

(A 48-year-old woman in California castrated her husband and shredded his penis,....Katherine bluntly stated that the victim "deserved everything that happened to him")

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Владимир Тезис 2011.07.14 21:57 #6783

A couple in a hotel? Wife sees a mouse in the room. She screams at her husband:
-Call her husband and tell him there's a mouse in our room!
-How do you say mouse in English?
-I don't remember. -Explain it to me.
She calls the front desk:
-You know Tom and Jerry?
-Yes
-Jerry here!!!

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I don't know about overseas, but here, a man who comes to visit with a litre of vodka is considered a relative.

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[Deleted] 2011.07.16 10:31 #6784

- Alice once found herself in the looking-glass. She loved it and went on a spree: a fog, a daze, a storm, a bed... And at the end - a feast, a binge and a marriage...!