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then there would always be different marks for the same fragment...
P.S. Nevertheless, I dare to question any analysis by the algorithm.
that's logical.
P.S. Nevertheless, I dare to question any analysis by the algorithm of what is written.
One text can correspond to one number and it is invariable, for example, the sum of the digits of the codes, run a random generator, use the first random number, one will always be the same.
Maybe analysing the arrangement of parts of speech without touching the meaning of words at all.
I should try Mayakovsky.
that's logical.
P.S. Nevertheless, I dare to question any analysis by the algorithm of what is written.
One text can correspond to one number and it is invariable, for example, the sum of the digits of the codes, run a random generator, use the first random number, one will always be the same.
Maybe analysing the arrangement of parts of speech without touching the meaning of words at all.
I should try Mayakovsky.
I would have gnawed the wolf
chew out
bureaucracy.
No respect for mandates.
have no reverence.
No respect for any
to the hell with the mothers.
.
any piece of paper.
But this one...
On the long front
of compartments
and cabins
official
courteous
moves.
Passports are handed in,
and I
hand in
my
purple book.
To one passport.
a smile at the mouth.
For others.
♪ are treated lightly ♪
With reverence.
♪ for example ♪
passports
with a two-bedroom
English left.
With their eyes
of the good uncle,
without stopping
bowing,
they take,
as if they were taking a tip,
the passport
of an American.
On a Polish
they're staring
♪ like a goat's poster ♪
When they look at the Polish
♪ They stick their eyes out ♪
in a tight
of police elephanthood -
where'd they come from,
and what is this
geographical news?
And without turning
head bob
and feeling
no
without knowing,
they take it,
without blinking,
the passports of the Danes
and various
various other
Swedes.
And all of a sudden,
as if...
a burn,
the mouth
wrinkled
to the master.
It's
Mr. official
takes
my
red-skinned passport.
He's taking it...
Like a bomb,
♪ takes it like a bomb ♪
♪ like a hedgehog ♪
like a razor
♪ a double-edged razor ♪
♪ takes like a rattlesnake ♪
like a rattlesnake
at 20 stings.
snake
two-meter-long snake.
Blinked
meaningfully
the porter's eye,
"at least he'll carry the things...
for nothing.
Gendarme
questioningly
looks at the detective,
the detective
at the gendarme.
With what pleasure
of the gendarme caste
I would have been
whipped and crucified
for the fact..,
that in my hands
hammered,
sickle-shaped
Soviet passport in my hands.
I would have
chewed out
bureaucracy.
There's no reverence for mandates
No reverence.
No respect for any
to the hell with the mothers.
.
any piece of paper.
But this one...
Я
pulling
out of my wide trousers
with a duplicate
of an invaluable cargo.
Read,
be jealous,
я -
a citizen of
of the Soviet Union.
Length of text: 1365 letters.
The mood of the author of the letter(text):
a) Dull, lifeless, unimpressive, colorless, gray + +
b) Weak, unremarkable, insignificant, lacking in mental fortitude and moral stability, not strong-willed + +
c) Sad, mournfully concerned, grieving +
d) frail, sluggish, sickly +
e) Dark, doubtful, suspicious +
f) Scary, frightening +
g) Sad, joyless, unhappy, not cheerful +
The results of the online query show qualities that have a strong (++), unambiguous (highlighted in red or blue) and weak (+), ambiguous (highlighted in green) value of the message's mood. The qualities are listed in descending order of expression!
Interpret the result of the analysis:
a) Stirlitz would have envied the author's ability to remain inconspicuous.
b) The text feels sluggish, weak and generally broken... The author could be advised to change activities, take vitamin supplements and take a walk in the fresh air.
c) The author's mood is low and there is a slight lethargy.
d) *Take care of yourself, be careful, and better take up sports* - so advise the author.
e) What does the author do at night? He is clearly not getting enough sleep.
f) You are mistaken if you think that the author trusts you.
g) Either the author is sad, or nostalgic, or reminiscing about past novels - who will understand these lyricists.
a) Тусклый, безжизненный, невыразительный, бесцветный, серый + +
b) Слабый, неприметный, незначительный, лишённый душевной крепости и моральной устойчивости, не волевой + +
c) Печальный, скорбно-озабоченный, огорчённый + +
d) Хилый, вялый, болезненный +
e) Тёмный, сомнительный, подозрительный +
f) Страшный, пугающий +
g) Грустный, безрадостный, нерадостный, невесёлый +
It is now scientifically proven - Mayakovsky was a zombie.
The golden grove, with its birch-tongued, cheerful tongue, And the cranes, flying away sadly, Have no more pity for any one. Who is to be pitied? For every wanderer in the world Will pass, come in, and leave home again. For all those who have gone, the hedgehog, with the broad moon over the blue pond, Is dreaming of them all. I am alone in the plain, With cranes blowing in the wind I am full of thoughts of my joyful youth, But I pity nothing of the past. No pity for the years wasted, No pity for the lilac blossoms of the soul. The red rowan's fire burns in the garden, But it can't warm anyone. The mountain ash bush won't burn, The yellowing grass won't fade, As the tree quietly drops its leaves, So I drop my sad words. And if time, blowing in the wind, shovels them all into one unnecessary lump... Say so... that the grove of gold spoke with a sweet tongue.
Text length: 741 letters.
The mood of the author of the letter(text):
a) Rough, opposing +
b) Dark, doubtful, suspicious + +
c) Scary, frightening + +
d) Angry, unkind, unresponsive + +
e) Rude, uncultured, disrespectful, impudent +
f) Powerful, powerful, strong +
g) Angular, awkward, clumsy +
h) Heavy, harsh, stern, unfriendly +
i) Bad, indecent, insincere +
j) Brave, bold, fearless +
k) Strong, powerful, influential, authoritative, important +
l) Agile, active, lively +
m) Courageous, steadfast +
n) Great, brilliant, outstanding, remarkable, +) Vigorous, active, lively +
The results of the online query show qualities with a strong (++), clear (highlighted in red or blue) and weak (+), ambiguous (highlighted in green) value of the message's sentiments. The qualities are listed in descending order of expression!
Interpret the result of the analysis:
a) It is extremely difficult to change this person's mind now. Even if he agrees with you, he will still stick to his opinion.
b) Perhaps, the author is tired of recent events and needs to rest.
c) Trust no one - a possible motto of this message.
d) It is not recommended to put the finger in the mouth of the author of these lines.
e) Looks like a bullet-proof waistcoat. At any rate, the author's sensitivity is markedly reduced.
f) Vitality is at an excellent level.
g) Behave as tactfully as possible with this person.
h) Weighty words, nothing to say.
i) What this author lacked was a good supply of optimism.
j) You can feel the *internal core* in these lines, which is not easy to bend.
k) You can't call the person who wrote this a wimp.
l) Easy going.
m) A state of readiness. Selflessness and the ability to give more to the world than receive.
n) Likes the outdoors.
It has now been scientifically proven - Mayakovsky was a zombie.
Proven? Proved how? By his death mask? )))
Yesenin.
Анализируемый текст:
Россия священная наша держава, Россия любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава - Твое достоянье на все времена! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой, Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой! От южных морей до полярного края Раскинулись наши леса и поля. Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая - Хранимая Богом родная земля! Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни Грядущие нам открывают года. Нам силу дает наша верность Отчизне. Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Длина текста: 505 букв.
Настроение автора письма(текста):
a) Храбрый, отважный, бесстрашный + +
b) Мужественный, стойкий + +
c) Могучий, мощный, крепкий + +
d) Красивый, очаровательный, привлекательный + +
e) Большой, выдающийся, замечательный, + +
f) Яркий, выдающийся +
g) Хороший, достойный, приличный искренний, дружеский +
h) Сильный, могущественный, влиятельный, авторитетный, важный +
i) Простой, добродушный, бесхитростный +
j) Округлый, плавный, размеренный +
k) Лёгкий, уживчивый, приятный +
l) Добрый, благожелательный, отзывчивый +
m) Громкий, открытый +
n) Величественный, внушающий преклонение, внушающий глубокое чувство, внушающий необыкновенное уважение +
o) Быстрый, реактивный +
The results of the online service show qualities with a strong (++), unambiguous (highlighted in red or blue) and weak (+), ambiguous (highlighted in green) expression of the mood qualities of the author. The qualities are listed in descending order of expression!
Interpret the result of the analysis:
a) This person has a goal, for the sake of which he is ready to do a lot.
b) There is firmness of character and fortitude in life difficult situations.
c) The vitality at an excellent level.
d) Easy to contact - do not miss the moment.
e) This person thinks big. A flight of fancy is felt.
f) He cannot stand dullness and routine.
g) There is a hope for the best in the text.
h) You won't call a writer weak.
i) Why do you need unnecessary complications? It's simple enough, like one, two, three.
j) Likes comfort, everything soft and fluffy.
k) Don't take what the author has written too seriously.
l) Is quite friendly.
m) Open to new acquaintances and meetings.
n) The concept of nobility is not alien to the writer.
o) With a good reaction, one won't be caught off guard.
Faded into senility...
Actually, he died when he was 30, in case you didn't know.