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to buy a ticket?...
Forgive me, you sinful fool...! (с)
The joke about Mashka and the million
Mashka, pack your things, I won a million!
What? We're moving to a new flat?
I won a million! Pack your things, get out, and I don't want to see you here again.
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http://tomsk.fm/watch/16908/121302
Curious video. A spider kills and eats a snake.
Not humour, of course. The sad realities of life...
Pleased =)
What gender is your computer?
1) Open Notepad
2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".
3) Save it as xyz.vbs.
4) Run If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy, if female, you have a girl
A quick and unusual way of bottling beer
>What gender is your computer?
1) Open Notepad
2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".
3) Save it as xyz.vbs.
4) Run If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy, if female, you have a girl
I have "it".
I have "it".
You bet. You overwhelm him with your intelligence so much that he cannot reveal his individuality.
Or maybe it has brightened up and revealed two identities at once)