[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 104

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sever29 >>:

чашу весов в пользу- "девушки" склоняет тот факт, что она участвовала в женских соревнованиях.

Then why was she trained on men?

[Владимир]

gip писал(а) >>

Then why was she trained on men?

>> who else?

[михаил потапыч]

[moskitman]

gip >>:

А чего же её тогда тренировали на мужиках?

there are women in Russian villages
who are always unlucky:
Somebody won't tie a horse,
or someone sets fire to a house...

[richie]

[moskitman]

Speaking of last Thursday:

Knowing neither sleep nor rest
In moonlight and sunshine
we make money out of thin air
to throw it back into the wind!

[Денис Орлов]

[Владимир Тезис]

Trader's riddle - guess body parts, calculate their radius and diameter:
The radius of one part of the body put on the risk management when sizing a position is equal to half the diameter of the other part of the body, which then comes on when not trending.

[Владимир Тезис]

function IsTrue(Value: boolean): boolean;
begin
if Value <> true then result := false
else if Value <> false then result := true
else // attention!
result := (not true) and (not false);
end

[Владимир Тезис]

- Hello, is this the helpdesk?
- Yes.
- How would we like to have your specialist?
- You've already started doing it!