[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 105

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... One example of a cumbersome and, according to the authors, useless add-on is Microsoft's integrated Windows system. This system takes up almost 1 megabyte of disk memory and is designed to be used primarily in conjunction with a Mouse-type device...
... So the reader has already understood that among DOS add-ons, there are rather useless systems that only look nice, but actually are a drain on the user's time, disk memory and RAM.
The deceptive beauty of such systems, however, greatly affects inexperienced users who have had no experience with the machine. The inertia of thought can be so strong that the authors have observed that people who start working with such an add-on later find it difficult to learn DOS commands. I would like to warn readers against this mistake....

Krenkel T.E., Kogan A.G., Taratorin A.M.
"Personal Computers in Engineering Practice.", 1992.
 
1rub = 100kop = 10kop * 10kop = 0.1rub * 0.1rub = 0.01rub = 1kop
 
If someone who is actively telling you something suddenly spits in your face, they will not like it 99% of the time.
But he might be cured of jaundice.
 
It's not hard to wean your wife from buying everything. Try to shower her with every purchase she makes.
 

From the internet:

March 8... Whatever, you have to cook :(((. I (the perfect wife, kind, sweet, modest, 31 years old, Montreal) decided to roast a rabbit. I'm bored in the kitchen alone. I shout to my husband "come read me the recipe". Here he comes. Sat down. He looked at the adjacent pages, the cover, the flyleaf of the cookbook. He recited with feeling, "FRANKED BUNNY"... ... I said, "Come on, it's evening, we've got to eat something festive". Um... "FRIED RABBIT"... "Well, read it already, eh?" .... yeah... here's.... "RABBIT TO FRY"...
pause... and then the husband goes, "oh!!! "Ooh!!!" and he goes for the drinks...

 

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