[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 51

 
gip писал(а) >>
Sberbank has introduced an internet-banking system, in which it is possible to stand in a virtual queue.
An important innovation is also the lunch break from 1 to 2 p.m.

Well, well, there was a girl running around the hall handing out coupons to the queue. There are 8 ATMs alone!!! two outside. and 4 cash registers. and 10 teller desks. My coupon was about 50th from the start of the queue. And above the entrance to the bank, there's a sign saying queue to the bank ** for TALONS from December 13th 2009. And the calendar has a Chinese passport! %( there they are ... to the ... that's where the joke's coming from!!! the rest of it!!! and bailiffs don't use internet banking ...

 

Yandex black humour. An oligarch from Gazprom has been mistaken for a boar:

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Richie >>:

Чёрный юмор Яндекса. Олигарха из Газпрома перепутали с кабаном:

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Well, there's no mistaking it. Can you imagine, coming out of the woods and oink oink... :)))

I take it that was the basic wording of the defence?

 
A boar sees a boar from afar
 
Mischek писал(а) >>
A boar sees a boar from afar.

You guys are really funny....

 

It seems to me that if they wanted to, google would be able to get their hands on the shortfall in time.

Shall we buy the MC?

;)))

 
 
Mischek >>:

Well...

I more than agree with Google on this one.

And as far as writing without spaces goes...

 

I didn't get the retard for some reason. Probably not the right settings.

 
gip писал(а) >> well, you can't go wrong.

You should eat and drink less, then you won't think of boars for any reason....))))

Reason: