Code a strategy:

[Marius]

Anybody who can help? or point me to someone who can?

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extern string random_forum_member="983274983";
bool am_I_rich_yet;
string Forum_Response;
   
int init()
  {
  Print("Hi! I'm new here, can I has free money yet?");
  return(0);
  }
   
int start()
   {
   while(am_I_rich_yet==false)
      {
      Print("somebody please to make me code that brings riches? yes?");
      if(Forum_Response=="no slaves here") am_I_rich_yet=false;
      else am_I_rich_yet=false;
      Print("Forum member ",random_forum_member," is a sad panda :( where is my free money? didn't I do the hard part already by registering and making a forum post?");
      }
   return(0);
   }
   
int deinit()
  {
   Print(random_forum_member," says: u guyz suck, I wuz supossed to get something for nothing here, MQL is a scam, later losers");
   return(0);
  }

Not tested

[qjol]

LOL

only one thing u need to change Print() whit Alert()

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Here you go, am I generous or what? source code and all

[zzuegg]

way better than the same lame "no slaves here response". why not making a http post function in it and a small webcounter so you can see how many actually try this holy grail.

//z

[cameo]

Note guys, that this is a forever loop... LOL!

while(am_I_rich_yet==false) 

[Marius]

Ok, maybe I'm missing something? What I mean is, can someone direct me to someone, a programmer which I can pay, to write a program for me?

[gordon]

How to Order a Trading Robot in MQL5 and MQL4 <- Here.

[zzuegg]

6601205058083:
Ok, maybe I'm missing something? What I mean is, can someone direct me to someone, a programmer which I can pay, to write a program for me?

you have post.