David Radisich
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I laugh
konum:
things I find funny.
Hi there,
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I'm a Aussie guy new to London and a lawyer by trade. Funny. Smart. Charming & full of shit and think It's fair to say I'm morally flexible and recklessly impulsive.
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My personal life is a total shambles, probably very much because of this.
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Now days, I always get really nervous when women see me naked for the first time, because usually they run from the park, screaming.
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I always watched porn films backwards as a youngster, so naturally I thought it normal to vacuum cum off a girl's face, break her washing machine and then leave wearing a tool belt.
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But luckily:
I have a memory of an elephant. Because I once went to the zoo, where I saw an elephant.
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However:
Gay sex had always been wrong in my eyes. Then one day someone told me its supposed to be up the bum, not in an ocular cavity. Gee I felt silly.
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I didn't feel silly the day I couldn't decide whether to have mum buried or cremated, so I decided to just let her live.
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That will do.
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I'm a Aussie guy new to London and a lawyer by trade. Funny. Smart. Charming & full of shit and think It's fair to say I'm morally flexible and recklessly impulsive.
.
My personal life is a total shambles, probably very much because of this.
.
Now days, I always get really nervous when women see me naked for the first time, because usually they run from the park, screaming.
.
I always watched porn films backwards as a youngster, so naturally I thought it normal to vacuum cum off a girl's face, break her washing machine and then leave wearing a tool belt.
.
But luckily:
I have a memory of an elephant. Because I once went to the zoo, where I saw an elephant.
.
However:
Gay sex had always been wrong in my eyes. Then one day someone told me its supposed to be up the bum, not in an ocular cavity. Gee I felt silly.
.
I didn't feel silly the day I couldn't decide whether to have mum buried or cremated, so I decided to just let her live.
.
That will do.
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David Radisich
Right well hello and thanks for stopping by, should these words be read by other than a non human bot:-), I hope you are making hay while the sun shines.
I've just joined up and after staring at everything on this bizarre growers market platform that made it hard to find my market as it seemed like everyone was trying to sell me cantaloupe and ripe mangos lol.
Again, should anyone alive actually reads this you may hear about me soon, in a way I would never want. I started CFD's on BTC USD mid Feb this year. Last week I was defrauded by the website of all my initial deposit and all the profit. Stay away from LIVE-BIT.COM. The London Police cyber crime and fraud division have just started their hunt. Last week I lost every penny I had to my name, except the $4,000 or so that I have deposited here to start the long road back. My landlord wasn't impressed to hear the news about their rent no longer arriving, but those pricks stole USD246,0019.00 which I made from mid Feb until 12th of April not including the 90k i started with. I was and am totally gutted. So please warn anyone you know about them. Their platform also happens to be awesome as well, I'm no fresh young rookie and I had no idea, not even a sniff. So please, I can do with all the good lucks and well wishes the world can spare. Although I keep reminding myself, this is a first world problem and a great many are worse off. < Peace and good luck to all of you lovely bots for visiting and hopefully a human as well.
Dave
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I've just joined up and after staring at everything on this bizarre growers market platform that made it hard to find my market as it seemed like everyone was trying to sell me cantaloupe and ripe mangos lol.
Again, should anyone alive actually reads this you may hear about me soon, in a way I would never want. I started CFD's on BTC USD mid Feb this year. Last week I was defrauded by the website of all my initial deposit and all the profit. Stay away from LIVE-BIT.COM. The London Police cyber crime and fraud division have just started their hunt. Last week I lost every penny I had to my name, except the $4,000 or so that I have deposited here to start the long road back. My landlord wasn't impressed to hear the news about their rent no longer arriving, but those pricks stole USD246,0019.00 which I made from mid Feb until 12th of April not including the 90k i started with. I was and am totally gutted. So please warn anyone you know about them. Their platform also happens to be awesome as well, I'm no fresh young rookie and I had no idea, not even a sniff. So please, I can do with all the good lucks and well wishes the world can spare. Although I keep reminding myself, this is a first world problem and a great many are worse off. < Peace and good luck to all of you lovely bots for visiting and hopefully a human as well.
Dave
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