Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned) - page 82

 
Vladimir Karputov:

Help the spring - eat the snow!


Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

Goodbye winter, hello lakes in the streets :)


 
Alexandr Saprykin:

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Not tasty ?

 
Alexandr Murzin:

Not tasty ?

Let's just say it's not very healthy :).

 
Alexandr Murzin:

Not tasty ?

Check

 

They say that when the aliens arrive, they will all be scary and very hostile.
And this is what they look like according to artist Tim Zarechny.
They have arrived:

Tim Zarechny

 
Also applies to the market.)
 

Looking for an active woman!

Briefly about myself: 10 hectares of vegetable garden!

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A traffic cop stops the car. The window goes down, the driver smiles ingratiatingly: "Hello, Comrade Captain! Here is the licence, technical passport, power of attorney, insurance card, everything as it should be...". From the back seat, a child's voice: "Daddy, where are the goats?"

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- Mum! [Laughs]

- Don't be a mum.

- Daddy!

- Don't pop.

- Jose Martinez De Isabel Garcia Hector Veronica Lopez Juan!

- Don't do that either.

 
Vladimir Tkach:

ha-ha-ha

 
Dmitriy Skub: