A programmer is needed to create immortality

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We are a company whose aim is to develop human immortality technology. We need a lot of money to realise this goal and so wehave decided to bet on algotrading. This is the main focus of the company at the moment and therefore we need another full-timeprogrammer.

Requirements:
* ability to write code quickly and well
* Knowledge of MQL4, and experience of creating complex Expert Advisors
* Experience in developing application software in Python, C-like or other languages

Responsibilities:
* Development of application software and scripts for automation processes
* Participate in joint algorithm development

Terms:
Location: * Ekaterinburg
* possibility of relocation and accommodation
* full-time job (remote work is not considered)
* Salary by interview results

Questions and resumes should be sent in person or by post ParabolicLab (at) gmail.com
 
tuner:
We are a company whose aim is to develop human immortality technology. In order to realise this goal, we need ...!

We need to try it on mice first.
 
What? Again?
 

Forgot to mention that this is a New Year's joke, and to wish everyone a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to all with best wishes of health for many years to come, without losing your sense of humour!

You too! ;))

 
tuner:
We are a company whose aim is to develop human immortality technology. We need a lot of money to realise this goal and so we have decided to bet on algotrading. This is the main focus of the company at the moment and therefore we need another full-time programmer.

Requirements:
* ability to write code quickly and well
* Knowledge of MQL4, and experience of creating complex Expert Advisors
* Experience in developing application software in Python, C-like or other languages

Responsibilities:
* EA/script/indicator development in MQL4
* Development of application software and scripts for automation processes
* Participate in joint algorithm development

Terms:
Location: * Ekaterinburg
* possibility of relocation and accommodation
* full-time job (remote work is not considered)
* Salary by interview results

Questions and resumes should be sent in person or by post ParabolicLab (at) gmail.com
Goszakaz ?))) Happy New Year to you too, have a long and peaceful skies overhead.
 
paukas:

We need to try it on mice first

You have to start at a lower level. But this does not detract from the need for large amounts of capital for research and experimentation. For some reason, the world is devoting too little effort to solving humanity's biggest problem.

 
Vinin:
What? Again?
Yes, Victor, again :)
 

borilunad,BeerGod

The ad is not a joke, we need a programmer. But thanks for the greeting, happy New Year to you too :)

 
tuner:

You have to start at a lower level. But this does not detract from the need for large amounts of capital for research and experimentation. For some reason, the world is devoting too little effort to solving humanity's biggest problem.

Main problem of mankind is not lack of immortality! Immortality will only exacerbate the problems due to lack of availability of food to all people on Earth without exception. Or will your "kashchei" feed on the "holy spirit"?
 
borilunad:
The main problem of humanity is not the lack of immortality! Immortality will only exacerbate the problems due to the inaccessibility of food to all people on Earth without exception. Or will your "kashchei" feed on the "holy spirit"?
The elixir of immortality will not spread mindlessly and without solving related issues such as unavailability of food and others.
 
tuner:

You have to start at a lower level. But this does not detract from the need for large amounts of capital for research and experimentation. For some reason, the world is devoting too little effort to solving humanity's biggest problem.


Do you seriously believe that you can make money on forex? You can.
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