- I want to hear the three most important words... - Diwaaaan... - Oh yeah... - Noteboooook... - Yes! Yes! Go on... - Food. - Oh, my God! This is so good... You always know what I want.
A man comes to the distillery to apply for a job as a taster, and they tell him: - "I'm sorry, but we've got enough alcoholics of our own. He says: - No, I don't drink, I snort. - It can't be! - Seriously, I'm not lying. - All right, let's check it out. They gave him a glass of wine, he sniffed it and said: - Bastardo wine, 1946, 25 degrees They gave him another wine: - And this is Cleopatra, 1961, but the barrel was not cleaned with mice. So they decided to play a prank on him and gave him a couple of drops of urine from his secretary. He sniffed it and said: - Carbohydrates 20, sugar 35, 4 months pregnant, say from whom? The director shouts:- Don't
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- Diwaaaan...
- Oh yeah...
- Noteboooook...
- Yes! Yes! Go on...
- Food.
- Oh, my God! This is so good... You always know what I want.
-Do your forecasts always coincide?
-Of course they always do, only the dates sometimes do not coincide... (from one forum)
An analyst is asked:
-Do your forecasts always coincide?
-Of course they do, but the dates sometimes do not coincide... (from one forum).
continued...
Yusufhoja has been thinking very hard...
He scratched his head...
So he made a "Dynamic Graph"...
Time-independent)))(from another forum)
A packet of cigarettes for 50 roubles a day takes you away from 18250 p. a year.
For that money you could go to Prague for a week.
I don't smoke.
The question is: Why the fuck am I not in Prague yet?
The incompatible is compatible
A man comes to the distillery to apply for a job as a taster, and they tell him:
- "I'm sorry, but we've got enough alcoholics of our own.
He says:
- No, I don't drink, I snort.
- It can't be!
- Seriously, I'm not lying.
- All right, let's check it out.
They gave him a glass of wine, he sniffed it and said:
- Bastardo wine, 1946, 25 degrees
They gave him another wine:
- And this is Cleopatra, 1961, but the barrel was not cleaned with mice.
So they decided to play a prank on him and gave him a couple of drops of urine from his secretary. He sniffed it and said:
- Carbohydrates 20, sugar 35, 4 months pregnant, say from whom?
The director shouts:- Don't
if a hearty dinner comes out of you, then yes - rejoice...