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a butterfly with wings bang, bang, bang...
The strongest drug - dihydrogen monoxide, 100 % addiction, and not only for people, there is no way out, fraught with death, long and painful...
Dihydrogen monoxide is a scientific joke, a hoax that uses a name of water ("dihydrogen monoxide") unfamiliar to the general public...
You could have attached a link, by the way, to make the joke of humour clearer.
Dihydrogen monoxide is a scientific joke, a hoax that uses a name of water ("dihydrogen monoxide") unfamiliar to the general public...
You could have attached a link, by the way, to make the joke of humour clearer.
What the hell joke, if all depend on it and die like flies without it, even viruses go into a coma without this substance. It's not a joke, it's a grim reality. Well, yes, people call it water but no one forbids its other names )))).
It is also the most universal solvent and generally indispensable.
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a butterfly with wings bang, bang, bang...
That's cool,
thank you
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HAVE YOU SEEN IT TOO?
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HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
The German psychologists switched the brain of the Brazilian shaman to the opposite effect. As a result, the German team got a double dose of success and the Brazilian team was completely demoralised).
No one was expecting it.
When mass construction of skyscrapers started, many tenants began to complain that the lift had to wait too long. Then mirrors were installed next to the lifts, allowing people to occupy themselves or furtively look into the mirrors of other residents. And the complaints stopped.The Houston airport authority has received many complaints from passengers who have been waiting too long for their luggage. The airport hired more baggage handlers, but the complaints did not diminish. Then the passengers' journey from the gangway to the luggage transporters was increased sixfold. The time people spent waiting for their luggage, they began to spend on the road. And the complaints stopped.
When supermarkets came along, many customers complained that they had to wait too long in line for their trolleys at the cash register. Then they started installing trays with little things - chewing gum, candy bars, condoms - next to the cash register. This allowed supermarkets to earn more than $5 billion extra. And the complaints stopped.
At Disneyland, the first visitors complained that they had to wait too long in line for the various attractions. Disney then ordered a special scoreboard to show the approximate waiting time. The scoreboard always showed more time than they had to wait in line. And now visitors are happy that they got through much faster. And the complaints have stopped.
And the complaining stopped
Moral - don't complain, it can always get worse