Humour - page 317

 

A little distraction from politics and other bullshit:


 
 
- Father, I have sinned -
I got drunk, and I lost my cotton wool.
- Ten times 'Krymnash', my son.
 
 
JImpro:
- Father, I have sinned -
I got drunk, and I lost my cotton wool.
- Ten times 'Krymnash', my son.

- Daddy.... is gay.
- Son, are you crazy... are you singing like Trumpet?
- Nah...
- Do you dance like Moiseyev?
- No...
- Don't worry son, you're not gay, you're just a faggot...
 
 
There's a popular saying: "There's always a man in the family". And this is not humour, it is the truth of life itself...
 
DJDJ22:

- Daddy.... is gay.
- Son, are you crazy? Do you sing like a trumpet singer?
- Nah...
- Do you dance like Moiseyev?
- No...
- I was scared... Don't worry son, you're not gay, you're just a fag...

))) We met once, a Russophile and a faggot... Oh, I'm sorry, what am I... )))

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tol64:

))) We met once, a Russophile and a faggot... Oh, I'm sorry, what am I... )))



Well done Lena!
 
DJDJ22:

Well done Lena!
Well done to everyone who is positive. And let the negativity go to hell. ;)
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