Humour - page 306

 
moskitman:


But that's not the main thing. The radio kept working anyway...
 
 
 
 
School. USA.
- Children!!! Today in class we are studying the flag of the Russians...What do you think the red colour on the flag of the Russians means?
Forest of hands....
- Beale, answer me!
-The red colour on the flag of the Russians, means the colour of the blood that we will drain from their throats!
- Well done, Beale! That's great! And what do you think the blue colour on the Russians' flag means?
Forest of hands....
- Come on, George, answer me!
- The blue colour on the flag of the Russians, means the colour of the rivers in which we will drown the Russians!
- That's right George! Great!!! And what do you say about the white colour on the flag of the Russians?
Silence... Everyone is drooping.... And only Vovochka, the son of a Russian emigrant, holds out his hand... The teacher, in desperation, lifts Vovok...
- Come on, Vovan, answer...
Vovka takes his time...
- And the white colour on the Russian flag, means the colour of white, cold Siberian snow, which you will all fuck off with shovels for your rotten bazaar...
 
 
 
 

May 7 - Radio Day!

 
leonid553:

May 7 - Radio Day!


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