Humour - page 206

 
 
I don't know whether to cry or laugh(
 
 

there's also Putin, Medvedev and Yanukovych

(do you want candy, Dima, and you, Vova?)

 
I warmly congratulate the women, and all those who have not served in the Armed Forces, on their holiday.
 
moskitman:
I warmly congratulate the women, and all those who have not served in the Armed Forces, on their holiday.

This is a provocation!

Do you identify non-servicemen with women?

 
Mathemat:

This is a provocation!

Are you identifying non-servicemen with women?

It's them (or maybe you?;) I'm teasing them!
 
A soldier wouldn't hurt a child...
 
It's a Russian extreme to say to the traffic cops who stopped your car on March 8:
"Hello, girls, happy holidays!"
 

... or "Well, Wait Bears!"

Reason: