Humour - page 206

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I don't know whether to cry or laugh(

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[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

there's also Putin, Medvedev and Yanukovych

(do you want candy, Dima, and you, Vova?)

[moskitman]

I warmly congratulate the women, and all those who have not served in the Armed Forces, on their holiday.

[Sceptic Philozoff]

moskitman:
I warmly congratulate the women, and all those who have not served in the Armed Forces, on their holiday.

This is a provocation!

Do you identify non-servicemen with women?

[moskitman]

Mathemat:

This is a provocation!

Are you identifying non-servicemen with women?

It's them (or maybe you?;) I'm teasing them!

[Алексей Тарабанов]

A soldier wouldn't hurt a child...

[moskitman]

It's a Russian extreme to say to the traffic cops who stopped your car on March 8:
"Hello, girls, happy holidays!"

[DDFedor]

... or "Well, Wait Bears!"