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solar:


Mostly very often it is . You're about to get a man in trouble....

p.s. At least in the CIS countries.

Are there really that many C's here ? Yes, of course, they are a vicious people and quickly organise themselves into packs - it's a matter of survival for them.
 
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Are there really so many C's here? Yes, of course, they are a vicious people and quickly organise themselves into packs - for them it's a matter of survival.

Why are you so negative, just one person wrote and that is his personal opinion. Perhaps he believes it sincerely. The essence of man as a rule is good, I believe ))) .
 
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Here's another C-lister. And probably from the Party of Regions.
I don't know about the party, but I'm sure he's not a cripple. And not of the pack, but a lone wolf.
 
 

An anecdote from a programmer :)


 

Girls, do you want to seduce a man effectively? Throw him a pack of condoms and say: "Sir, defend yourself!"

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Women are very conniving! Yesterday a friend of mine, for example, said she hit her foot. Started to examine it - not a single bruise! But it was too late...

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We were the ones who started social networking. As soon as you wrote the word "Lenka" on the fence, you'd get statuses and comments.

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- Honey, do we have anything to eat?
- Eat whatever you can find in the fridge.
- Oh, you're my hostess... Did you make the ice yourself?

 
 
drknn:

- Honey, do we have anything to eat?
- Eat whatever you can find in the fridge.
- Oh, you're my hostess... Did you make the ice yourself?

Why is it implied that what's in the fridge
in the fridge is cooked by the hostess?
Let's say there was a stick of sausage in there.
 

 
niko1312:

A joke from a programmer :)


decode it please=)))

haha

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