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"On the smell of GMOs"

 
USA September 11, 2001. Japan on 10 March 2011. Put these dates together. 10.03.11+11.09.01=21.12.12...!
...Paranoia...
 
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...Paranoia...
Yeah, and definitely not humour.
 

getting ready yet?

ZS I'm not getting ready, but I'm interested in all this stuff, just interested...

come on in, let's talk http://astrovrn.4adm.ru/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=88

 
Detailed exposure of a myth about Niburu planet was published by Stanislav Korotky, the employee of observatory Ka-Dar in Gazeta.ru. I will explain only two points. The first relates to finding a large planet in the solar system, which has not yet been seen by astronomers. At the site of NASA "Space weather" constantly provides current data on the state of heliosphere - our near-Earth living space. For example, on December of this year at the account of astronomers there are 1167 potentially dangerous asteroids, namely those which are able to approach the Earth closer than 0.05 astronomical unit (1 astronomical unit - A.U. - is 149 598 000 kilometres) and which size is more than 100 meters. For example, on December 9, 2010 an asteroid 2010J L33 measuring 1.3 kilometres passed by us at a distance of 0.04 A.U. The next object - 2008 EA32 - will pass by on January 7, 2011 at a distance of 0.2 A.U. from Earth. All these asteroids are being watched closely. With this kind of monitoring it is impossible to miss a planet 3-4 times the size of Earth. <br / translate="no">


The second point is that one often sees this explanation: the planet Niburu was hiding behind the Sun until now, so we have not seen it. In this connection, let me remind you of the Voyager 1 satellite launched in 1977. Twenty-three years later, after flying across the Solar System, it "looked back" on February 14, 1990, and sent to Earth a series of photos of the Sun and planets, making for the first time an external "portrait" of the Solar System. Both the portrait and the photos are available for all to see on NASA's Planet PhotoJournal website. No planet hiding behind the Sun can be seen in these photos. Its absence has been confirmed by two solar telescopes STEREO, one of which - STEREO A - is ahead of the Earth in orbit, and the other - STEREO B - is behind it. This positioning of the instruments allows for stereoscopic images of the Sun.

http://www.2012over.ru/astrofiziki-razvenchivajut-mif-o-konce-sveta-v-2012-godu.html

 
They're peddling all sorts of end-of-the-world crap...
 
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USA September 11, 2001. Japan on 10 March 2011. Put these dates together. 10.03.11+11.09.01=21.12.12...!
... Paranoia


Earthquake and Tsunami in Japan on March 11, 2011

http://www.bbc.co.uk/russian/international/2011/03/110310_japan_tsunami.shtml

 
Two planets meet:
- How are you?
- Never mind. I seem to have picked up a mind somewhere.
- It's nothing. I had the same thing once. Four, at worst, five millennia and it goes away. You get a little fever if this thing has time to go into a thermonuclear reaction. And if you treat it and don't run it, it usually goes into remission as early as the antiquity stage. I usually take three asteroids a millennium after each ice age for prevention, and no problems.
 
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Earthquake and tsunami in Japan 11 March 2011

http://www.bbc.co.uk/russian/international/2011/03/110310_japan_tsunami.shtml

The distance from the epicentre of the earthquake to the landmass of Sendai City was 130 km, but it was at a relatively shallow depth of 24 km

That's a lot of depth.

 
ChachaGames:

The distance from the epicentre of the earthquake to the landmass of Sendai City was 130 km, but it was at a relatively shallow depth of 24 km
That's a lot of depth.

That's not the depth of water.
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