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-Children are better than adults
-Better than what?
-Better than adults?
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-Children are better than adults
-Better than what?
-Better than adults?
)
What is this about?
What's that about?
What's that about?
I really liked the picture, I wanted to sign something
see picture.
What is this about?
it's about two irreconcilable camps of Jews and Arabs, fighting for years, so figure out WHY the children are better...
In general, I am surprised by the current humor: three pages devoted to dusting, one page to font size...
Treaty of living together
13 September, 11:40 a.m.
According to this contract, the wife is not hired to slave, to clean up after everyone here, to be at the cooker all day and night. The husband, in turn, is not hired to do the heavy lifting, bellyaching, etc.
1. The head of the family is elected for five years by scandal.
2. When voting, the rights of the parties are distributed as follows:
husband - 50%
wife - 50% + 1 negative vote.
3. The wife must be with her husband for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, and remind him of who he really is.
4. It is customary for your spouse to use diminutive suffixes: onk, yenk, ochk, yochk and affectionate words such as fish, bunny, turnip, radish, squirrel in a wheel.
5. The best spoiled years are counted from the moment you sign this contract.
6. When going shopping, the husband should not offer to go home more than once every 4 hours.
7. The husband is forbidden to forget the main family holiday, his wife's wedding day.
8. Every Friday, the husband is allowed to go out with his friends and get wasted.
9. When returning home from work after 24:00, the late party must go back to where they came from.
10. The wife has the right to declare an "interception" plan on the days when her husband gets paid.
11. Appearing in an employee's wardrobe without overalls is punishable by a scandal.
12. The wife is required to submit a certificate from the headman stating whether or not she has headaches.
13. If your spouse has frequent headaches you are entitled to consult a doctor or a teacher.
14. Staying over 30 minutes in public places will be punished by cutting off the electricity to abusive sitters.
15. The spouse has the right not to lift the lid of the toilet when using the washbasin.
16. In the event of a termination of love before the coffin, the spouses undertake to notify the other party within three days. When leaving the family voluntarily, the spouse must give two weeks' notice and two more weeks of work.
17. Husband's oath: If I break the terms of this contract, may I suffer a severe and joyous drunkenness with my companions.
18. Wife's oath: If I violate the terms of this contract, may I suffer a severe and joyous drunkenness involving my companions.
Date ________________
Signed by wife ______________
Husband's signature ______________
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I haven't found the "support" part yet...