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Hitler and Skype
watch out for profanity.
http://video.yandex.ru/users/dbalsss/view/646/?cauthor=dbalsss&cid=18
No, I am under 18
robots, robots, robots everywhere
Best to watch from 1 min 40 sec onwards
>The Cylons are advancing
Kings used to surrender half the kingdom for a horse, now an entire spy network for one iPhone!
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The US State Department has accused Russia of racism and homophobia. Of the ten Russian spies arrested, not one has turned out
homosexual or African-American.
Once upon a time there was a grandfather and a grandmother. The old man said to the old woman:
- Old woman said to the old woman: "Old woman, let's make a little goat, and let him build the first computer in the forest.
The old woman said to the old woman: "Old woman, let's make a colobok to build the first computer in the forest. As the goat rolls through the forest, he sees the wolf coming. And he asks him:
- What is this?
- It means that you will sit and people will feed you: with diskettes, with disks...
- I want it!" said the wolf, and became a system unit.
The wolf goes further. Suddenly he sees a fox, and he tells her:
- "Lisa, do you want to be a monitor?
- What does it mean?
- Well, it's when you look at people, peep at them, and they don't suspect anything.
- I do!" said the Fox and became a monitor.
The little piglet rolled on. A hedgehog runs across the road. He stops him and asks:
- "Hedgehog, would you like to be a keyboard?
- What's that?
- It's when people will scratch your back and stroke it every day, and you will lie down!
- I do!" said the Hedgehog and became a keyboard.
The Little Hedgehog went on his way. He sees a mouse running. He catches it and asks:
- "Mouse, do you want to be a computer mouse?
- What does it mean?
- When people take you by the scruff of the neck every day and drag you over the mat here and there.
- Fuck you, Gingerbread!!!
And that's how the first mouse got the b... b... kolobok...