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Mathemat:
A conversation between two of the loveliest creatures about 10^(-3)
you're a moderator there too ;)
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http://globalist.org.ua/novosti/society-news/rossiya-dlya-turista-no76091.html

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If you hear swearing in the street, get as far away as possible.

When you enter the underground keep your hand in front of your face so you don't get a tooth knocked out.
Food in Russia

Borscht is a popular dish in the Caucasus.

Local tap water is one of the worst problems for foreigners. Some use bottled water even when bathing their children.

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sever31:

http://globalist.org.ua/novosti/society-news/rossiya-dlya-turista-no76091.html

They're right about something:

It is not customary to smile at strangers on the streets. If you smile at a Russian, he might think: Are my clothes dirty?

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IgorM:

They are right about something:

the hostel rules with the Russians complement each other: It is not customary to smile at strangers on the streets. If you smile at a Russian... keep your hand in front of your face - so you don't get your tooth knocked out.


If a girl has sparks in her eyes, it means the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something...
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