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Cool! I had 2 ornamental rats a long time ago, when I came home with a beer, the cages would go crazy )) I had to let them out and share a beer. But nothing like that with a rooster. They just start freaking out and racing around the flat ))
The soldier is hilarious
I liked the one about beer. For the year 2018, the number should be 78.
I liked the one about beer. For the year 2018, you have to take the number 78.
Yeah, I got a match. Magic...
What kind of weather? On New Year's Eve there's bare asphalt. And on the first day of spring I got snow for three days in a row :)
Where are you now? It's just great in St. Petersburg, fresh off the street. No wind, -10, cars have rolled snow, no ice and slush. Just makes my soul sing! I'm going to write a little walk and go for a walk again.
But I live out of town, in the centre there is asphalt, of course.
The soldier part is hilarious.
Shit, I'm dumb, I just now realised what his bandages are ))))
On the eve of March 8th, ladies' note ))
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"About a non-drinking lady and her personal drama"☝️😉
She said don't pour me one,
I hardly ever drink alcohol...
Champagne? Just a little? Well, come on...
It's March 8th...But you should know -
I don't drink alcoholic beverages.
...A little more? Oh, I don't know, really...
Well, pour... to refresh.
The head of the Ministry of Health recently said -
Alcohol is poison to the body...
To brudeshat?...Let's... Okay...
You know I'm such a prude -
I want to wait for my prince...
What? Yeah, pour some champagne...
Oh, who grabbed my leg?
Fell fork?Okay, nothing...
What did you say?Champagne died?
Okay, well...I'll have a cherry juice then...
Wasn't there any left in that bottle?
Finished it already?Oh, what a shame.
Cognac? Fire me. Well, maybe just a sip...
...And what did they say - it smells like bedbugs?
It smells like walnuts, doesn't it?..
Oh, who's crawling underfoot?
Well, it's just my trouble with you men,
What a doggy policeman...mentality.
I don't know... invited to visit...
Now they're out of cognac...
Man, hey! What's in that bottle over there?
What?! Vodka?! No, we haven't had a drink yet.
Oh, my God, another maniac!
Valer, tell him to back off.
What does that old sperm whale want?
Who's he here with?Tanya over there,
sleeping with a cat in his arms on the couch?
He'll go crawling back to them.
Everything's been drunk.Oh, mother, how many containers...
Valer, are you asleep?What about dancing?
What a bunch of hussars...
Man, won't you make a pair?
But please don't make a fuss!
I'm, you know, so not...troga,
I can't remember why...
No, come on, I'm not that old
(What a nasty one, really!)...
Oh, Mom, I can't pick him up!..
Well, the last one has fallen.What a bore...
Now I'll have to call a taxi...
Well, that'll teach me, the goat, a lesson...
Oh, who knew what a torment it was -
To a non-drinking lady to find a Prince!