German elections, when to short the euro, or buy it? - page 9
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A little elder in a garden and an uncle in Kiev... What genre?... what criminal?... what crime?... What does the price have to do with it?... NONSENSE.
As you wish. Don't go down. :))
As you wish. Don't go down. :))
Again with a finger in the sky...
again with a finger in the sky...
"Down" is a finger in the ground
Again with the finger in the sky...
It's nice to deal with intelligent people.
Save the screenshots so you don't forget the phrases)
Save the screenshots so you don't forget the phrases)
You won't believe it - I already did. :))
As the head Puppet decides, so shall it be. Hear the truth, you miserable infusoria! ( I am one myself, no offence :)) )
As the head Puppet decides, so shall it be. Hear the truth, you miserable infusoria! ( I am one myself, no offence :)) )
Of course you are. You can't go against Doll. I'm just thinking out loud. Hypothetically speaking...
Of course. You can't go against the Doll. I'm just thinking out loud. Hypothetically speaking...
Something is not your image, different from the one on the avatar, maybe thoughts aloud are not yours either?
A story was born.
On the floor of the hospital ward there was a heated discussion among the microbe traders as to where the trend would go. Reader, just so you know, germs don't trade currencies, their bullish trend is increased reproduction, their bearish trend is population decline.
Climbing on a breadcrumb, the trader with experience and nickname Cholera importantly adjusted his glasses and read out a speech
- As you know, I spent the last years analyzing the trends. For many years (a year is a microbe's day) I lived behind trader Tractor's ear. During this time I learned to understand the basics of technical analysis and even mastered Matkad!
There is a strange dependence these days, for some months now the trend has been going upwards for no reason at all. Let us rejoice, brothers in the mind!
All microbes are actively flapping, some with flagellae, some with hairs, some with incomprehensible mitochondria.
- We actively reproduce and, by my conservative estimate, will conquer the Earth in a year! The trend is our friend!
All the traders applauded with double force.
But he was quickly removed from the meeting, so as not to spoil the happy picture.
At that time Aunt Masha, a caretaker, panting with her fast pace, was coming towards the hospital.
- Oh, I can do more, I have to call the head nurse. Marya Sergeyevna, I am on my way, sorry, my granddaughter is late, my little brats promised to pick her up at 1.00 but they were too late.
- It's all right, it's the day off, no one's here, I'll cover for you.
Aunt Masha went up to her room, quickly heated a bucket of warm water, poured antiseptic, took a mop and went into the ward.
- Well, simulants, come on out, I'll wash up for you," she said cheerfully to the sick.
At this point Cholera reached the peak of his fame. Under the admiring gazes of his admirers, he hung up charts from the Matkad, which showed the rate at which germs were spreading on Earth.
- And with that, dear friends, let me summarise, the future is changing before our eyes, trends will henceforth follow our trajectories!!! Soon we'll all be in full bloom!!!
But he was not destined to continue his triumph. Aunt Masha's wet mop cut off discussion, upward trends, technical analysis, dreams of domination, understanding of the market, and so on, so on.
- That's it, let's go in fundamentally," smiled Aunt Masha, repeating a phrase picked up from her grandson. Grandson was into forex trading and liked fundamental analysis.
Volchok, the trader-microbe, forgotten, frozen and unwanted, was wandering along the autumn street with his collar up.
- They were fools, they did not allow him to say a word, calling him a womanizer all the time. What would they understand about those...
- Oops, pretty girl! I've got to stick it up! And he deftly jumped on the boot, then climbed higher and higher.
- Scalping is my thing after all, he thought contentedly, basking somewhere under the armpit of his new friend.
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Meanwhile from orbit the Replicoids were closely observing the whole process through the most powerful smallscope.
- So, Yohluowydlaroavshlugu, I thought you told me that Arnold Schwarzneiger, who defeated the Predator himself, is the most important hero on planet Earth!
- Yes, Y-y-y-y-lopdltvartvardlopper, in your infinite wisdom you were right, Earth's most important hero is Auntie Masha!