Humour - page 325

 

No, no)

A tough Chelyabinsk nickel.

 
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Dear moderator, are you fed up with users? Create their own idiotic topics in packs, flooding and hooliganism on the forum? And the next thing they yell "All moderators are <moderated>!"?
Here are exactly thirty decent answers, to these insignificant lamers, when there are
Questions about the quality of your moderating! No one will dare contradict you!

So here goes:

1 Just took it down.
2 Accidentally deleted.
3 Pressed the wrong button.
4 Got drunk and made fun of the site.
5 Wanted to piss someone off.
6 My girlfriend left me.
7 Just had the feeling that the players have begun to forget who the owner of the site.
8 In protest against the lawlessness of traffic cops.
9 A girl came to me.
10 It was necessary to at least something to bang.
11 I don't remember.
12 I was practicing.
13 I had to reduce the amount of data in the database because we do not have enough memory.
14 I didn't do it, a girl came to see me.
15 Excuse me, I have been bitten by a fly.
16 Ilya said.
17 That's the way the circumstances were...
18 That's better, in terms of website design.
19 My girlfriend asked me to.
20 I had a vision.
21 I wanted to leave a memory of myself.
22 I didn't believe it was possible until the end.
23 My son thought it was a calculator programme.
24 I was wondering if you would notice or not.
25 Bl% be, this is the last time.
26 Inexplicable ways of a moderator.
27 After a spilled beer, only this key works
28 I get paid depending on how many times I've done it... Don't
...don't get mad, there's a hungry wife and unfed kids at home...
29 I just don't know how to do anything else...
30 Just because I have the opportunity and you don't...
 
solar:
Dear moderator, are you fed up with users? Create their own idiotic topics in packs, flooding and hooliganism on the forum? And the next thing they yell "All moderators are <moderated>!"?
Here are exactly thirty decent answers, to these insignificant lamers, when there are
Questions about the quality of your moderating! No one will dare contradict you!

So here goes:

1 Just took it down.
2 Accidentally deleted.
3 Pressed the wrong button.
4 Got drunk and made fun of the site.
5 Wanted to piss someone off.
6 My girlfriend left me.
7 Just had the feeling that the players have begun to forget who the owner of the site.
8 In protest against the lawlessness of traffic cops.
9 A girl came to me.
10 It was necessary to at least something to bang.
11 I don't remember.
12 I practiced.
13 I had to reduce the amount of data in the database because we do not have enough memory.
14 I didn't do it, a girl came to see me.
15 Excuse me, I have been bitten by a fly.
16 Ilya said.
17 That's the way the circumstances were...
18 That's better, in terms of website design.
19 My girlfriend asked me to.
20 I had a vision.
21 I wanted to leave a memory of myself.
22 I didn't believe it was possible until the end.
23 My son thought it was a calculator programme.
24 I was wondering if you would notice or not.
25 Bl% be, this is the last time.
26 Inexplicable ways of a moderator.
27 After a spilled beer, only this key works
28 I get paid depending on how many times I've done it... Don't
...don't get mad, there's a hungry wife and unfed kids at home...
29 I just don't know how to do anything else...
30 Just because I have the opportunity and you don't...

31. I'm "under the radar." Somebody thought and I had to do it...
 
lol