Humour - page 205

[TheXpert]

Milk to drink. Or gargle.)

[PapaYozh]

Vinin:

My wife is away on a business trip.

I cooked myself some Peking chicken.

My mouth's on fire, vodka doesn't help.

I'm sorry.

But in general, a man should know how to cook meat.

I can share a recipe for chicken breast with mushrooms and cheese. It's not complicated, but it's delicious and you don't need a side dish. You can surprise your wife as well ;)

[Sceptic Philozoff]

PapaYozh: I'm going to surprise my wife, too ;)

Why surprise his wife when he's only trying to amuse himself?

Vinin: I made myself some Peking chicken.

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

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sanyooooook:

Give me two!

[Prival]

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[Леонид]

Joperniiteatr:

Bitch, it's the fucking truth!!! ))))

I once drove 6 hours along the Moscow Ring Road from Mozhaika to Profsoyuznaya..... )))

[sv_]

LeoV:

Bitch, it's the fucking truth!!! ))))

I once drove 6 hours along the Moscow Ring Road from Mozhaika to Profsoyuznaya..... )))

How many kilometres is that?

[Леонид]

sv.: how many kilometres is that?

15-20, well 30 minutes without traffic (depending on speed) .... how many in km I don't know....))))