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-Дорогой, как у тебя дела идут на рынке ФОРЕКС?
- Отлично, дорогая,- за год депозит будет удвоен.
- Сними немножко, надо люстру купить.
Трейдер не может отказать любимой женушке, снимает, идут в магазин, покупают люстру и бутылочку для обмывки удачной покупки. Опорожнив с женой бутылочку трейдер сказал, что не будет пользоваться услугами электрика, сам люстру установит. Забрался на стремянку под самый потолок и начал процедуру установки. Жена снизу любуется муженьком, умиленно поглядывая то на руки муженька, колдующие с проводами люстры, то на выглядывающее из под трусов его отвисшее яичко. Не удержавшись от искушения женушка нежно наносит щелбанчик по отвисшему
яичку муженька. Со страшным криком и грохотом трейдер падает на пол, хрустальная люстра в дребезги. Жена закрыв глаза со страхом ожидает расправы.
Муж испуганно-извиняющимся тоном:
- Дорогая, током так sellнуло, что аж яйца ужас маржинкола ощутили.
We had a good laugh.Fresh
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"- And I saw a game yesterday... There's, like, a world out there... and you can walk around and talk to people!
- You're the one who's out of the house."
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"- I, when I lived alone and worked from home, was at one time friends with a staple in Word..."
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The 1972 Sapporo 30km cross-country skiing race. A story that's still being told in legend there in Japan.
Back then, after all, there were no mixed zones or press conferences and journalists wandered peacefully among the athletes right in the start area.
And suddenly, when half of the racers had already fled, snow began to fall. Thick and sticky. And Vyacheslav Vedenin started to get his skis dirty a minute before his start. A local journalist who spoke Russian asked him whether he thought it would help - it was snowing.
What Vedenin told him was something only we, in Russia, could understand.
The next day the headlines in Japan read:
"Saying the magic word 'Dahushim', Russian skier wins Olympics".
"- And I saw a game yesterday... There's, like, a world out there... and you can walk around and talk to people!
- You're the one who's out of the house."
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"- I, when I lived alone and worked from home, was at one time friends with a staple in Word..."
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The 1972 Sapporo 30km cross-country skiing race. A story that's still being told in legend there in Japan.
Back then, after all, there were no mixed zones or press conferences and journalists wandered peacefully among the athletes right in the start area.
And suddenly, when half of the racers had already fled, snow began to fall. Thick and sticky. And Vyacheslav Vedenin started to get his skis dirty a minute before his start. A local journalist, who spoke Russian, asked him, do you think it would help - it is snowing?
What Vedenin told him was something only we, in Russia, could understand.
The next day the headlines in Japan read:
"Saying the magic word 'Dahushim', Russian skier wins Olympics".
Bummer! :)