[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 495
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- Hello, is this the helpdesk?
- Yes, it is.
- How do we get a hold of your technician?
- You've already started doing it!
- Hello, is this the helpdesk?
- Yes, it is.
- How do we get a hold of your technician?
- You've already started doing it!
From the film Tango and Cash:
- Ray, what's a margin call?
- Ray: Why?
- Your broker called you.
One narrow-minded website is abolishing comments on news stories:
"From now on, not only can you easily read the news, but you can also make an opinion for yourself and keep it to yourself. Respectfully, administration."
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The cunning little guy paid the stork that carried him 200 quid extra and became a Swedish citizen.
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Deeper meaning
>Big number theory...
>- Crazy people should be isolated from society.
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- What a carcass, but there's enough meat for the whole camp!
He goes to the cage with the boa constrictor:
- You could catch a whale with a worm like that!
He walks up to the cage with the monkey:
- Mother-in-law, how did you get here?
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- Mr. Director, we just received a letter from our Sahara branch. They say the water situation there is disastrous.
Director:
- They always make stuff up.
Secretary:
- I wouldn't say that, look - the stamp on the envelope is pinned with a paper clip.
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