I need an Expert Advisor with swing and scalp ability

I need an expert advisor that can run with a very high safety rating eliminating any loss probabilities by 90% which means I'd like a 90% probability of the EA winning it's trades, also per every $200 in the account, there should only be a maximum of one trade going from this EA, so if there is $400, and three charts have this EA on it, only 2 of these charts can trade and so on, also I would like the EA to trade only 1 trade per chart, and 1 trade per account per $200 balance increment, I would like it to reverse trend by closing any open trades when the trend changes, it should have its own smart Take Profit based on its own analysis, it should also be able to process scalp and swing trades at the same time, although it should be an intraday trading EA, and for it to be able to learn from its losses and wins, becoming more efficient at trading every time it makes losses, and remembering patterns from every win and loss, I'd like it to read news to make better informed trades, also I'd like a safety setting for lot size calculation, an example would be that it be able to make safer trades with smaller lots based on the account balance, the smaller the account balance, as in a $10 or less account making a small trade 0.01 lots of 5pips or less take profit with trailing stop and trailing take profit moving stop loss to break even and exiting position atleast 0.5pips/5points in profit, every $10 more of the account balance it will make slightly more pips in maximum take profit, meaning it will adjust the take profit dependent on maximum account balance and at every $200 more than $200 balance the EA will increase the lot size per trade by 0.01 or add another trade of 0.01 lots and so on, but capping it's maximum take profit at a maximum of 3000points/300pips, I'd like it to trade every currency pair all major and minor forex pairs, I'd also like it to trade commodity metals aswell as indices, if you are an experienced trader I'm sure you will be able to make this happen, please ask me questions if you are unsure of what exactly I need, I will try to simplify things even more if I can. Also if you have a more feasible strategy or maybe a better way of optimizing the trading process but still having the same working systems as I want, then please be free to make suggestions to me and I'll check over it.