Annals of the mql5.com forum

[Sceptic Philozoff]

Since the centre of gravity of intellect is shifting here from quaternary, and pearls here are already different, I could not stand it and decided to create a branch similar to quaternary.

The rules are the same:

1. 1. Exceptional pearls are to be posted here, both as far as silliness and absurdity is concerned.

2. Perls are not discussed, but simply recorded in this thread. A direct link to the post is provided and the post is quoted.

You can post it as an image or as a text. The main thing is to have a link to the original post.

Let's begin.

here:

Zeleniy 2012.11.24 08:12 #

Farekx:
Думаю не стоит брать скальперские и пипсовочные сигналы

В статистике сигнала есть длинный трейд и короткий трейд

Сколько должно пройти времени чтобы совершённая сделка обозналась как длинный трейд ?

[Yedelkin]

Mathemat: ... the centre of gravity of intellect moves here from the quarters...

Sad. Better this "centre of gravity of intellect" be "scorched with hollow iron". Direct link to the post.

[михаил потапыч]

...я перед совершением операции испытываю кислотность организма, я испытываю какуюту эйфорию, что дальше дает для совершения сделок.

here

[Serj]

Added a topicАнналы форума mql5.com

Added topicPure maths, physics, etc.: brainteasers that have nothing to do with trading

This seems to be a forum for MT5 developers and users who are in any way related to trading.

Could you please post in other forums?

[[Deleted]]

her.human:

Click this button to complain about Mathemat's annals to Mathemat himself:

[Rustamzhan Salidzhanov]

DmitriyN: Click this button to complain about Mathemat's annals to Mathemat himself:

That's an A! Score!

[Denis Lazarev]

the robot is interfered with by a living organism.

https://www.mql5.com/ru/forum/9253/page2#comment_384806

[Sceptic Philozoff]

lazarev-d-m:

the robot is interfered with by a living organism.

https://www.mql5.com/ru/forum/9253/page2#comment_384806

This is not a branch of humour or what you consider humour.

Also, there is no explicit pearl. See the rules of the thread:

A direct link to the post is provided and the post itself is quoted.

[михаил потапыч]

Mathemat:

That is the quote. Only there are no inverted commas.

And yes, it doesn't need to go in the humor section either. I object with all my paws. And my tail, too.

[[Deleted]]

<br / translate="no">Inmodern language, the word annals is often used to mean "chronicle", a record of significant events. In this sense, the expression "entered the annals" is synonymous with "went down in history".

Wikipedia

[Aleksey Rodionov]

IvanIvanov:
Wikipedia

I don't mind at all, I wanted to create a featherbed thread myself, but I swear to god this is the first time I've seen such a word, I have a feeling that the thread was created with a subtext....

I'm all for it and it will be very interesting to see my own and other people's burns.